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Cheese Monkey · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:28 pm Post subject:

That... that shirt doesn't explain atheism at all. Roll Eyes Lune

For the record, I'm an agnostic too, but... still. XD
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Izzhov · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject:

Xenofan 29A · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:50 pm Post subject:

No, it's pronounced "Izzhov spamming".

In any event, we should make fun of everyone's weaknesses, because that's the only way you'll get anyone to pay attention these days!

Except The Wand of Gamelon. That's beyond all reproach.
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Izzhov · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:10 pm Post subject:

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Izzhov · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject:

Damian · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:53 pm Post subject:

It's pronounced serse-ly
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Poopsoda16 · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:11 pm Post subject:

My friend took time to write this.

STEPS

Find a Coke machine that has an LED screen. The small screen will typically scroll a message such as "Ice Cold Cokes". If the machine's LED display simply displays the price, the steps below may not work. Enter the access code by using the drink selection buttons. The default access code is 4, 2, 3, 1, but the buttons aren't numbered. They will either say nothing or have pictures of Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, and other Coca-Cola products on them.

If the buttons are in a column, button 1 is the top one. Button 2 is the second one from the top, and so on.
If they are in a grid or other format, button 1 is the top left one. Button 2 is the one directly to the right of that, and so on.
Scroll through the menu to find out information about the machine. Once you enter the correct access code, the message on the LED screen will change. Typically it will say "ERROR," but on some machines it may simply display a number. Use the buttons to navigate the menu.

Press button 1 at any time to return to the previous menu or to exit the menu to go back to normal mode.
Press button 2 to scroll up through the selections.
Press button 3 to scroll down through the selections.
Press button 4 to select the displayed menu option.

EXAMPLE MENU OPTIONS

ERROR: This menu option displays error messages for the machine, including problems that occurred with the refrigeration system, the vending mechanism, the bill changer, and the bill validator. To see error messages, press the select button (button 4) when the display shows EROR, and then scroll through to see specific errors. Select an individual error to see more details. Generally if only one type of error has occurred you won't be able to scroll through other error options. CASH: This option allows you to see the machine's total historical cash intake, as well as the resettable cash counted for each drink selection. Press the select button when the the LED display shows CASH. This will show you the historical cash counted by the machine. Note that it will include fractions of a dollar, such that if it displays 1452425, the historical cash count is $14,524.25. Use the scroll buttons (2 or 3) to navigate to the cash counts for each slot (each beverage selection). The number displayed will show first the slot number and then the revenue for that slot number since the last time the counter was reset. In some machines, it will be preceded by the letters CA or SL (for "slot"). SALE: This option allows you to see the machine's historical total number of sales, as well as the resettable number of sales for each drink selection. It works like the CASH menu above, except that the numbers displayed reflect the number of beverages sold. RTN: Sometimes labeled EXIT, this option allows you to exit the menu completely and return the machine to normal mode. Press the select button to exit.

ALTERNATE MENUS

On machines with two panels of six buttons on each side, the same 4-2-3-1 code will access the Electronic Counter for the machine. After accessing this menu, press 1 to see the total lifetime sales, 2 for the total lifetime items sold, 3 for a breakdown of items sold of each selection, 4 for a breakdown of cash generated for each selection, and 5 for the machine's internal temperature. After a while without input, the machine will return to the normal menu. On some machines, the 6 button will close the menu.

TIPS

This only works for Coke machines, which may sell products such as Barq's Root Beer, Sprite, Dasani, Evian, Fanta, Fresca, Frutopia, Powerade, Hi-C, Minute Maid, Nestea, Odwalla, Mr. Pibb, Planet Java, Power Ade, Seagram's Ginger Ale, Simply Orange, Sparkletts, or Tab in addition to Coke and Diet Coke. In general, these are the only options you can access without having the door unlocked and open. Different machines may list these options in somewhat different formats, so experiment a bit to learn what each new one does. If you need to exit the menu quickly (i.e. when you just can't wait another second to buy an ice cold Coke) press the change (coin return) button. This will normally quit the menu. On some machines, holding the coin return button will display the machine's inner temperature. Vending machine owners or service people have the option to change the access sequence from 4231 to some other combination of buttons, but they rarely do. This is probably because having one code makes it easier for anyone to service all the machines along a route. It may also be because the information you can access through the external menu with the door closed is limited and fairly harmless. There are several videos available on the Internet that show people using this hack. Many claim to be able to change prices or get a free drink, but the videos don't actually show them doing so. In order to get to the same menu in a machine that sells Pepsi products, simply enter 1,3,2,4. All the menu options should be the same. (This does not seem to work on all Pepsi machines) This might also work on some Coke vending machines that have a numeric keypad instead of buttons for specific drinks. Enter in the Coke code as usual, and you'll get to the sales menu! This may sometimes work on other machines. (ie, Full Throttle)

WARNINGS

This may be illegal in some jurisdictions, and it will generally be frowned upon by store staff or machine service people, so exercise caution when trying it out, and be sure to follow any applicable laws in your jurisdiction. Don't do this if there's a line behind you, as people get upset waiting for you. You might waste your time doing this, as Coca-Cola has distributed new firmware to their vendors that would render these instructions unusable. You may be asked to leave or fined if the owner catches you.
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Tommy · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:16 am Post subject:

That time could have been spent giving crisps to a tramp. Think on pal.
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Joe · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:58 am Post subject:

Izzhov · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:57 pm Post subject:

You know what would be cool? If I met one of you guys in real life. Except, if it was the wrong person, I'd have the crap beaten out of me. So I guess that wouldn't be that cool.
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Tommy · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject:

Dear Izzhov,

I LIEK MEN.

Love from your good friend Tommy Laughing

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Damian · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:55 pm Post subject:

lol page stretch
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Cheese Monkey · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:14 pm Post subject:

De-page-stretch plus supar red text! 2-HIT COMBO!
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Izzhov · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:29 pm Post subject:

Don't click here!
Don't click here either!
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dPaladin · Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:21 am Post subject:

Tommy · Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:40 am Post subject:

Hehe Cheese Monkey laying down the law. That's what he's here for.
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Timothy Dallas · Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:42 am Post subject:

I'm in town Christmas shopping and I'm posting this from an iPhone! Needs a stylus, my finger is too fat for the tiny little keys.

Just thought I'd share. I'll go back to lurking in the shadows now...

LynkStar · Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:46 am Post subject:

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Don't worry Lynkstar. When he comes back I'll stamp on it.

Then he shall have NO iPhone.

It'll be all like;

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Damian · Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:28 am Post subject:

Take vids.
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Izzhov · Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:35 pm Post subject:

I'd just like to say I made a backup of the thread "I think a forum member might be possessed," on my computer, because someone on the thread said that should be done.
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Shadow Blade · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:20 pm Post subject: