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The Midnight Thunderboy · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:36 pm Post subject:

In that case:

Izzhov · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:23 pm Post subject:

For all you non-Japanesians out there, I'm happy to report that I recently took a class in Japanesish and would be happy to translate for you.

Everyone said:
HAMSTER ON A PIANO
BUT YOUR HAMSTER RAN AWAY
BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
A DROP OF GOLDEN SUN

Those were actually beautiful haikus in the original Japanese. Unfortunately, the meter is lost in translation.

BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB
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JK9000 · Warnings: 1 Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 1320

Thank God for Izzhov there, 'cuz before he showed up I was completely lost.

It is my secret shame that unlike all other anime fans, I don't actually know Japanese. I just pretend to in order to look cool on the internet.

The Midnight Thunderboy · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject:

This is interesting. It's also really difficult because the play area is only five squares wide.

c0j1r0 · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:31 pm Post subject:

That made my head hurt.
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kaoskastle · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:55 am Post subject:

The Midnight Thunderboy · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:10 am Post subject:

Irregular verbs suck.

Unless they're in English, then it's okay.

Izzhov · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:38 pm Post subject:

They suck even in English.
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Tommy · Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:00 pm Post subject:

A Man Walks into a bar and orders some [][][][][][][][].
The Bartender says "[][][][][] today, but if you come back this evening then [][][][][][][][][][] [][][][][]."
"Well then," says the man. "I guess I'll just [][][][][][][][][][]!"

HAHAHAHA
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The_Worminator · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:55 am Post subject:

LOL!
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[quote="Tommy"]Tinytim got it.
At a guess he probably stopped playing it after 5 minutes.
He said he liked to look at the instruction book as it has a man having an erection inside it.[/quote]

Upsilon · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:07 am Post subject:

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The_Worminator · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:17 am Post subject:

I had that book too! It was either Doors to Doom or the other one that wasn't as good. The innuendo was sadly lost on me at the time.
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[quote="Tommy"]Tinytim got it.
At a guess he probably stopped playing it after 5 minutes.
He said he liked to look at the instruction book as it has a man having an erection inside it.[/quote]

The Midnight Thunderboy · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:20 am Post subject:

I had several of those books. I don't remember that one, though.

Izzhov · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:05 am Post subject:

Upsilon, I'd just like to say that that is the worst possible quote of the month you could have gotten by me.
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kaoskastle · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:34 pm Post subject:

That's astounding. This is a real book??

Cheese Monkey · Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:17 pm Post subject:

We need a PDF of that book. Razz

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LynkStar · Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:20 pm Post subject:

This topic is now about... PUPPIES.

pics or it didn't happen
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Izzhov · Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:53 pm Post subject:

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LynkStar · Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:21 pm Post subject:

fail
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Izzhov · Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:23 pm Post subject:

Tommy · Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:54 am Post subject:

I can see his penis.

LET'S SO IF THE MODERATORS DO THEIR JOB NOW HMMM?

AWAY WITH THIS FILTH!
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Izzhov · Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:25 pm Post subject:

I wanna be teh very best
like no one ever were
To catch them is my real trest
to maim them is my cure
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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:36 pm Post subject:

Izzhov · Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:57 pm Post subject:

That was a low blow, Dr. F.

I mean, stealing from someone else's Photobucket account?

lol
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Tommy · Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:12 am Post subject:

uh oh yeah baby don't stop
OH YEAH OOOOOOOHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

said izzhov's mom
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